lyrix:
bortW omg omg u wont believe wut i just found!!
bort:
yea?? whats up now lol. wifi still borked or...?
lyrix:
nooooo smh WORSE its about ur ancestor, dude, THE TEA IS PIPING
bort:
lmao ok spill. wut did my "ancestor" do this time?
lyrix:
ok so ur ancestor was like SUPER INVOLVED w/ some CREEPY CONSPIRACY SHIT
bort:
uh huh. creepy like "ghosts" or creepy like "govt lizard ppl"?
lyrix:
BRO the condesce-level creepy!!! legit batterwitch vibes omg
bort:
damn lol. ngl kinda wish i was around 4 that, sounds wild af.
lyrix:
sooooo ur saying ur ancestor was like lowkey the puppetmaster? or??
bort:
more like... the puppet that thought it was the master lol.
lyrix:
EXACTLY my point!! u get it!! but ok ok, also, THE DOG??
bort:
what abt the dog lol
lyrix:
THE DOG IS EVERYWHERE. like 0_0 EVERYwhere, bro.
bort:
ok but like... is it real? or just "vibes" everywhere?
lyrix:
real af. scratch vibes tbh
bort:
ah ok ok. so basically ur telling me we're f***ed lmao
lyrix:
pretttty much!! but hey streaming abt it later??
bort:
u bet. can't wait 4 the chaos lol. catch u then.
